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Doom Tribune

The End is Near-ish.

Games desk Arcade

Doom Dodger

You are Earth. Every rock is a real doomsday deadline. Dodge them, like you have every single time so far.

Busted 0 Best 0 Plot armour ♥♥♥

Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of doom

Dodge the doomsdays

Move with ← → or A D, or drag with your finger. Every deadline you dodge is another prophecy busted.

Watch for RESCHEDULED rocks: they come back. Grab ✓ peer review (shield), TUE (slow-mo: Tuesday always wins) and ♥ later spin (patch-up).

The doom desk is quiet. Too quiet.

Labels come from the real archive: busted deadlines burn orange, upcoming ones glow yellow. More games →